Nick

Is Barney the Antichrist?
Ok admit it, you've always wondered about that too good to be true purple dinosaur. You've watched the show a few times and there was nothing identifiably wrong with the show or Barney himself was there?. but I discerned something sinister running amok. Now I have proof!

Proof that Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is the Antichrist can be ascertained with a little numerical study of his name and description.

Given: Barney, a cute purple dinosaur.

Step 1: Extract the Roman numerals from the given.

(Remember since the Romans had no letter 'U', we must replace each instance of 'U' with a "V")

Initial conversion: BARNEY A CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Roman Numercial extraction: C V V L D I V

Step 2: Add them: 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

Irrefutable proof! Christian Parents are advised to get all their kids Barney tapes and burn them!

Calculations and proof found by: Shaun Aisbitt


Barney is Inspired?

My reason for writing this is...
because I'm infallible
In order to understand why I made this proposition it is necessary to grasp the the fact that there are 7ft tall men living on the moon. Furthermore, it must also be recognized that there is a Paypal Action Man Doll, and therefore it should be forced to yodel.
This is very important, as it leads to accepting the second truism that Sumo Wrestling stops all disputes in church, but unfortunately the church hasn't grasped this fact yet. Meditating on and recognizing this truth helps us to clarify the second point that Big Bird's sayings can only be described as of great spiritual worth. Therefore points one and two being seen to be in agreement because they are reflected in real life by observing Barney the Purple Dinosaur as being the revelator of this truth. This was communicated to me by listening to the Teletubbies songs backwards and experience has shown me this source of information has never been wrong yet.
My third and final point which brings points one and two together nicely and gives considerable weight to my original proposition is that I now believe wearing leather underwear must now be mandatory for all lifeforms. know this isn't taking place yet, but should be in view of my interpretation of my tea-leaf readings which have been proven correct in all matter pertaining to faith by a drunk Ukeranian sailor I once met. Given, that these irrefutable points are without a doubt worthy of serious consideration, I hereby admit my proposition can only be considered true. Furthermore, my proposition cannot be open to negotiation, else this would lead to a return of Mr. Bean which understandably the church needs to function properly.
Understandably you might have to read this paper again if you have misunderstood any of the points I use to clarify my original proposition. I hope the conclusion you will draw is that I'm a genius and I must be kept away from sharp objects. hank you for your kind attention. I suggest you build an alter to house this paper.
Yours Unconsciously,
the stinky insignificant little Nick B.A



There now there is proof that Barney the lovable purple dinosaur is the Anti-Christ! We must ban Barney and watch Teletubbies only for now on!

This has been proven right by the Sesame Street episode on quantum logic and experience has shown me this source of information has never been wrong yet.

So my final conclusion proposes that we must never watch Barney again and for all time to come watch Teletubbies and Sesame street.